How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy
t3knomanser

Coming Bundle of Joy

I, apparently, am pregnant. I must be, I mean I missed my last period, right*. My appetite is through the roof- I'm constantly hungry. And the final sign that I must be pregnant? Similac is sending me formula.

Yes, that's right- I received a sample box of baby formula with a congratulations note. And I'm continuing to get mail from Similac, telling me all about what I need to do to feed my little one.

I have no idea how I'm going to tell Minna that I'm pregnant. I'm sure she'll be surprised.

* By "last", of course, I mean "all of them", since I don't have that kind of plumbing.
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