But that said, I do a pretty fair job of faking.
I'm just a walking surprise.
You on the other hand, are a strap-on dildo. You just haven't realized it yet.
The management is pleased to announce the man responsible for the strap-on dildo humor has been taken into the street and shot.
No I wasn't.
Shut up you! Anyway, feel free to continue enjoying reading the strap-on dildo. Errr... Journal.
Somebody fetch my gun, there's gonna be a strap-on.... er... lynching.