t3knomanser's Fustian Deposits

So, here's an article on how carnies rip you off. It's from the 1930's, and is the source of today's "Most amazingly offensive yet hilarious quote":

The nigger in the woodpile is that the balls are two different sizes.

Now, I know this was the 1930s. But WOW, that's awful. Yet catchy. It's one of those verbal worms; it gets into your brain, wraps around your cortex and starts hijacking your speech centers.

I feel like a little kid that just learned to say "Fuck".