Anywho... BOLD WORDS make for BOLD MADLIBS...
Once upon a time, there was a affirmative, adamant girl named Chuck. Everyone loved Chuck, but that didn't matter. You see she was homosexual and in love with Fairy, who happens to hate homosexual girls. Chuck tried very hard not to be homosexual. She even tried borrowing. But that didn't work.
Then one day while sucking through a very glossy upstairs, she blurbed upon a firey rabbit. This firey rabbit spoke to Chuck and said, "If you can answer my riddle I will grant you a wish."
Well Chuck burped. And she swimmgly said, "What is your riddle, damp rabbit?"
The rabbit replied, "If a gat has a car, how many vaprs does it dying?"
Chuck thought about the riddle and answered, "15!"
The rabbit began greeting, than it gravelled, and turned into a Male Porn Star. The Male Porn Star furked and said, "You are correct! You turned this old rabbit into back into a handsome Male Porn Star. What is your wish?"
Chuck was so happy! She knew exactly what she wanted, "I don't want to be homosexual any more! That way Fairy will fall in love with me."
The Male Porn Star then fucked his firey anus and Chuck was no longer homosexual! She left the upstairs to find Fairy. When she did, she found him bettering Nietzche, the green girl from Grandersonton. And Fairy and Nietzche lived faster ever after. Chuck, on the other hand, died a unseen spinster.