How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy
t3knomanser

Hilarious SPAM

I received the following spam. Format preserved for hilarity. The link has been disabled (but the scuzzballs included a javascript call in their link, in an attempt to perform an cross-site-scripting attack against my email service. The method invocation didn't look like any gmail code- maybe they were trying to hack Hotmail? Yahoo? Dunno.)
Like fifteen nuns riding a single motorcycle,
on a road trip to find the best printing shop.
I hear physical world maintainers find the go,
and spiritual world maintainers find the stop.

Dreaming of a nice golden Rolex on your wrist?
Only tiniest joys and tiniest sorrows,
can fit unto the warm of hearth.
And wandering neither far nor wrong,
finds fuel if the mind is warmth.

Detailed quality replicas of the most wanted designer watches are here!
As ordered as the chestnut tree,
stored at bay by squirrel in sockets.
A world kept just the way it should,
as coins within my pockets.

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Don't you think it would be a comical trend,
if all Internet submit buttons said flush.
And everyday people cleared their minds,
smiled at the neighbors and threw hush.

Receive 15% off with purchases of 2 or more.

Impedance was a test I see,
that stood between success and me.
Things I finally found in shun,
turning them less than anyone.


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