How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

Harry Potter Fucked Dumbledore Up the Ass With a Plunger

LJ's new hobby of banninating accounts with an obscure and inconsistently applied TOS has been annoying people. I'm annoyed.

Hence, this nice, short dose of fan-fic: "Harry Potter fucked Dumbledore up the ass with a plunger." It is vulgar, involves sex acts and minors, and has no redeeming artistic value*.

This, apparently, should be enough to get me banned. If you repost it, it should be enough to get you banned. If everyone posts it, why- everyone would get banned. Which would be a problem for SixApart more than anyone else. We've got other options.

*Technically, since it's a form of protest, it does have redeeming artistic value. Unless SixApart says it doesn't, since they've apparently decided to take on the mantle of the Decider.
Tags: idiots, protest, sixapart, stupid

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