Right now, I'm sitting across the street from my workplace. There's a Bruegger's, which means coffee. Coffee is a good thing. Next door, there's a t-shirt store, the sort that sells "wacky" tees. And they advertise as such, right on the sign: "Giggles: Humorous Tees ECT" (emphasis mine).
This is also my first day breaking the iPod out in awhile. It apparently needed to be restored, which I did. This made it prompt me for a language. One accidental input later, and my iPod speaks Chinese. Oops. I can fix that.