How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy
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Travel for Work and the World Goes to Shit

I am no longer allowed to travel for work. Every time I do, it seems the world goes to shit. Where to begin- well, let's start with old news, but the first thing I saw on the Internet after arriving at my hotel room, a radio DJ getting primates to prove that National Socialism and ethnic cleansing are alive and well in the United States.

Speaking of primates, religious nutzo's in Kenya are trying to get some of the most valuable fossils for understanding human evolution put in a back room. God forbid we offend their sensibilities.

Speaking of idiotic sensibilities, Michigan is prying into personal lives and making it illegal to leave a pregnant spouse or co-habitating partner (if you're a man). No word on how this applies if it's not your baby, or if you're a lesbian.

And finally, NBC is going to ruin one of the pure pleasures of television for me. Just RE-RUN THE BRIT VERSION YOU ASSHATS.

*Ahem*
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