How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy
t3knomanser

Goal Realignment

Having this incredibly powerful and not all-that-practical laser has taught me a very valuable lesson. I need a more powerful one. But man, $2000 is not an amount I'm willing to spend of my own money. Which brings me to the second valuable lesson.

I've slipped away from one of my main goals in life- to become a Mad Scientist. But being a Mad Scientist means that I need more money- which means I'm going to open a website, and in exchange for posting pics, videos, and other silly such things online, I will attempt to convince people to give me money. As I succeed in purchasing crazy crazy things to do crazy crazy things with, the videos will get more absurd and more exciting. This vicsious cycle will continue until my mad science is my career.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
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