"... Well, I've been in this field a long time son, and let me tell you, the only truth I need is in this bottle..."
"That bottle Wizard?"
"Yes. In fact, I'd rather have this bottle infront of me than....
A FRONTAL LOMBOTOMY
"I'm doing a friends page quest. I start with a random user. I go through thier friends page, and pick a user. I go through thier friends page, and pick a user. And then another page. And I do that until I get to a journal that links back to mine.
Then I go back through and add the cool people to my friends list.
I have faaaar too much time with which to avoid doing my work.