I've reformulated the logical tenets of Apatheticism to bring it more in line with Atheism and the more modern (pseudo)scientific revisions to Christian Theism.
Apatheticism: the central tenet of Apatheticism is stated thus, "It is impossible to conclusively prove, or disprove, the existence of a Supreme Being, or at least, it'd be really hard. However, even if a Supreme Being did exist, I would probably ignore it and do what I've been doing, which kinda makes the whole thing intellectual masturbation. Real masturbation is more rewarding. Let's grab a beer and some porno."
Apatheticism: the central tenet of Apatheticism is stated thus, "It is impossible to conclusively prove, or disprove, the existence of a Supreme Being, or at least, it'd be really hard. However, even if a Supreme Being did exist, I would probably ignore it and do what I've been doing, which kinda makes the whole thing intellectual masturbation. Real masturbation is more rewarding. Let's grab a beer and some porno."
