How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

Jonny Cash is Evil!

Johnny Cash is evil! HAIL SATAN!

Okay, so we've seen this before- modern music is going to destroy our society.

And it all started with Elvis. Mozart and Beethoven were okay- never mind the fact that in his own time, Beethoven was the equivalent of a heavy metal guitar god, blasting loud music that was so full of emotion that it was inappropriate for young ladies to listen to it. Glen Miller, another one of the "A-OK" rock stars, was a Swing King- y'know, Swing Music, the music that niggers rape our white women to?

But that's okay, it's "noise musicians", experimental artists that remove the traditional concept of structure and melody (although none of them have actually divorced themselves from this in any technical way, but it's loud and muddled, so it must be noise) is the reason for the decline of Western Civilization.

Even better- these people are organized like Terrorists (see: t3knomanser's corollary to Godwin's Law). Because of this decentralization, we can't boycott them- they appeal to niche audiences through niche markets. BUT THEY'RE DESTROYING SOCIETY.

Meanwhile, for the rest of us, they provide a handy list of bands to check out. Sonic Youth and Radiohead are gateway bands. I wouldn't normally do this, but the only real response is: LOL.

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