Rep. Jo Ann Davis(R- duh!) is pushing a bill that states Congress "Supports Christmas." No Grinch's heart growing two sizes exactly, but it probably made her dick hard. Or whatever.
Anyway, y'all know the story. Stores don't want to exclude people that don't celebrate Christmas, so are all converting over to "Happy Holidays", and schools, being an arm of the state, can't go near religion with a ten foot pole, are choosing to sing "Holiday Songs" instead of "Christmas Carols."
OMG!!111!!! CHRISTMAS IS OVER! TEH GAYS KILLED IT!!!!1111!!!oneoneeleven!!