How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

I have a plan to get into space

I figured out how to really pump the space program, get bases on the moon, a trip to Mars, and it's all so ridiculously simple, I'm surprised that no one has twigged onto it and tried it yet.


All the water for this trip to Mars is delicious Aquafina, provided by Pepsi. Visa, the official card of the Mars Mission. Anyone can slam dunk on the Moon, but here on Earth, you'll need Nike (Official shoe of the Space Program).

Can you imagine the millions of dollars private corporations would be willing to throw at this? The press that it would give them? Exclusive vending and advertising rights to the highest bidder! Sell out the space program to make it succeed!

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