How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy
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Google the string"[Yourname] needs" where [yourname] is your name (obv) and make the hilarious results into a poll.
So what do I need?
Poll #584698 Remy Needs

Remy Needs...

to feel intensely guilty
0(0.0%)
a home
0(0.0%)
to be on steroids
0(0.0%)
to get some
1(7.1%)
his head redone
2(14.3%)
to buy some of Gizelle's adjoining land
1(7.1%)
more than two lines
1(7.1%)
to be French
0(0.0%)
something like Saphire Star Handlers
1(7.1%)
to come in and smack Bobby around
0(0.0%)
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