I don't really have the same amount of space to make the same offer, but let me say this. If anyone does want to relocate, Albany's not too bad about jobs, and the cost-of-living isn't so bad, especially if you go a little ways outside of the city. Actually, it's pretty cheap. If anyone needs relocation help, my email is in my profile (email@example.com). I can't offer much financially, but I can try and track down apartments, pass your resume around, yadayada. I don't think anyone on my friend's list actually lives in NOLA, but this is a pretty open invitation.
Bonus: If anyone wants to relocate... today... and feels capable of finishing this hellish Sharepoint class I'm stuck with for the rest of the week, come on up, I'll put you up, fellate you, and do whatever I have to in order to escape this class.