Recently, an ancient group of pygmies was discovered to have existed in Indonesia. In the image of Creation, the FSM is drawn over a mountain (Inodnesia has lots of those) and a midget- or perhaps really a pygmy?
The most horrible example of willful ignorance among scientists is quite probably "Super-String" Theory. This theory posits that all of the particles that make up our Universe are actually composed of tiny strings that vibrate in higher dimensions. The choice of the word "String" is nothing more than an attempt to distance science from the One Who Created All Things, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Can anyone deny, with a straight face, that these "strings" are really His Noodly Appendage?
