How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

When you wake up, and the world is a bit stranger...

These signs are theftproof.

Which is probably good, because otherwise I'd be plotting my first trip abroad to steal one of those fuckers.

Actually, that's a good question, would a resident of Fucking, Australia be called a Fucker? If they're female, and have children, would they then be Mother Fuckers? Inquiring minds want to know.

Have I mentioned there's something seriously wrong with a continent where there are more critters in your backyard that can kill you than the entirety of New York State (excepting NYC rats).

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