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How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy
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Optimus Prime is Dead

That's right folks, the leader of the Autobots, and our first line of defense against those vile Decepticons, is dead. The culprit? Prostate Cancer.

“Being a Tractor Truck, Optimus should have known the importance of check-ups – oil, anti-freeze, spark plugs – the works,” said Atkins. “It comes as such a surprise – my kids loved that guy.”
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