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How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy
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The Return of LJ

LJ is back, but while it was down, I prepared a survival guide to life without LJ. If you can think of any other LJ alternatives that I left out, let me know.



Support Groups
Suicide Hotlines
USENET flame wars
Masturbating to pr0n
Binge eating (so pro_ana can be all supportive of you afterwards)
Masturbating while looking at your sister, or your mom
Masturbating without pr0n
Writing a thousand posts of what you will say when it's back up
After every sentance that you say in conversation, add:
Current Mood: Angsty
Current Music: Emo, because only Chris Carrabba understands me!
lololo!!!!111one!!!1
Read the personal ads (to replace your friend's list)
Masturbate to the personal ads (like you with the icons of that hot
emo chick on your friend's list. She really looks like that too! One
of her friends IMed you))
Read back entries in LJdrama.org, trying to find the ones about you (not in LJDrama? Then thrown an offended huff and whine that you're not even good enough to be mocked)
Make a suicide attempt without posting about it first (it's novel- everyone should try it once)
Masturbate</hr>


On another note, I strongly reccomend taking old Charlie Chaplin flicks and watching them with Weezer playing in the background. It works so delightfully well.
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