How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

The world, in a nutshell.

I think that really, this explains the world we live in. A double amputee was arrested for the rape of a 78 year old woman. Apparently, it's unclear as to whether or not the accused is having a mental breakdown. Thanks DiePunyHumans

Alright, once you get over your revulsion, laugh at this. It's funny, in a sick and twisted way that lets you know that we're living in the real world and not some fiction novel, or someone's dream. Sick, stupid shit happens like that in the real world. And it's funny, in an agonizing, laughing at people's pain sort of way.

At least the weirdness factor here is so obvious that we can laugh at it without trying. Is this any less strange, disturbing, or plain weird? People get very upset when you laugh at sensitive topics. Rape. Torture. A redneck hick pointing to a tortured Iraqi's penis like she just found the toy at the bottom of a box of Trix. Or that some of those American soldiers are double amputees just waiting to find a 78 year old woman.

If you can't find the humor in this shit, you'll go crazy. Or is that, "If you find the humor in this, you're crazy?" With all the shit that goes on, you expect to take the world seriously?

Look at it this way, Lynddie what's her face will, barring death, will eventually be 78. And after this war, there will be lots of double amputees running around, and some of them will still be alive when that happens? Meanwhile, that other guy in the pictures, with the child molester moustache and the big fucking grin when he sees the naked Iraqi's all piled up, will renounce his horrible actions and join the clergy, where he can have a whole bunch of young, slender, and fresh naked altar boys to watch rolling over each other. He can even bring those wonderful blue rubber gloves with him.

As for the victims, I simply blame their lack of worldly experience. After all, people in major cities _pay_ people to do those kinds of things to them. Why, I know people that must be green with jealousy.

See? Gross, disgusting, and absurd. Crossing lines, and not even being that funny, but simply rubbing my nose in it. And yours, by proxy. And after you purge a bit, you'll feel better.

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