How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

Christian Porn...

What to make of this? Pete the Porno Puppet is the spokesman for XXXChurch (the world's largest Christian Porn Site?), star of a PSA filmed by two pastors and a pornographer.

I think it's just this lovely bounce down the lane of bizarroworld and so delightfully weird. It makes me want to go and watch Orgazmo again.

Amusingly, the Christian Broadcasting Network's 700 club wouldn't run it. Why? Because Pat Robertson felt that "Jesus would not go into a porno shop." He's absolutely right of course. Jesus wouldn't ever go into a place where sinners were. What, you think that he'd be caught dead with the ho's and bookies? He'd definitely never let a whore wash his feet either.

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