And now, some jokes for you:
March For Web Standards (M4WeSt) (This may be a joke, but there's some truth to it too... web standards are important.)
How about an EX-Bake oven for your computer? They may be joking, but if they made one of those things that spit out Ramen, they'd have a gold-mine.
Finally, my employment issues are solved: Google needs employees for their moon base.