Never fear! The Cambodia military will let you blow up a cow with a rocket launcher for $400!
The Somali Minister of Tourism also promises that tourists will leave Somalia alive, and hopefully won't be kidnapped. "At least, we would try to make sure they were not kidnapped, though it can happen."
Now _that's_ a tourist draw. You can also get hand grenades for $10USD in Somalia, so if you _don't_ leave alive, it's probably your own fault!