How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy
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Strange E-Bay Auctions #3046

A college student auctioned off her virginity to pay for college. Well, it was 8,400 pounds, so hey, that's something. I think.

Personally, I don't see any problem here, other than that she wasn't prepared to handle it. And that's her own dumb fault.

Well that, and 8,400 pounds (which is what, like $14G?) is too much to pay for any sex. Maybe that's just because I'm such a charming little stud that I've never had any problem getting any. I mean, damn I'm sexy- I'd do me. Oh that's right, I also know how to masturbate, and find that more enjoyable than tawdy pointless sex. I did the tawdy pointless thing in college- masturbation was more fun. Besides, virgins are unpracticed- that's just not any fun- my ummm... tastes... are likely to disturb anyone that doesn't have a little experience under their belt.

And I'll stop before this becomes TMI.
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