How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy
t3knomanser

It's official...

There are no TTS engines for Java that are:
a) Free
b) Lightweight to run as an applet
c) Cross-platfom
d) Don't suck.

Figures. I could make a nice solution that avoids that shit, and set up a server side XML-RPC server that returns a WAV file or something, but that's a pain in my ass, and not really that nice an idea anyway. _And_ the only reason I care is because there was a contract on Rentacoder for it- but it's a $25 gig. Totally not worth the trouble.

So, using Java, it is not practical to make a speaking web page. Just so's y'all know.
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