How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy
t3knomanser

Oh, I just love it...

In a speech to Republican governors, [Bush] said his rivals would leave the US "uncertain in the face of danger".

::chortle snort::

You can't not elect me, because it's a dangerous world out there, and I'm the only guy that can handle it. Think of me as your protective big brother. And in four years, when I'm not technically allowed to run, I'd like you to remember that I'm the only person that can protect you, and you must either rewrite the constitution or allow me to appoint my successor, or hell... let's just ditch the constitution all together; that'll shut up those liberals. And the ACLU; they're not liberals, but they piss me right the fuck off.

And yes, this link is for real. (pure enjoyment, totally a-political, totally worksafe)
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