Why? Because we're fucktarded asshats that are really nothing more than populist republicrats with our heads shoved so far up our asses it looks likely that we'll be running a republican canidate against Bush this year, since Edwards is a little to "JFK" to compete against Bush.
::runs away to kick something::
For the last _goddamn time_ the entire country is a Free Speech Zone you fucktastic colonic-roto-rooter drool orifices.