How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy
t3knomanser

Daw fuckmonkies

::facepalm::

Don't mind me as I calmly get up and throw mySQL out a fucking window, and laugh as I get to use the word defenestrate in a sentance.

Why you ask? MySQL doesn't support subqueries in the version I've got. The skill match page won't work without them (well, I could use a stored database procedure, but I don't trust MySQL to do that _either_. Maybe if I get really creative with joins?).

Remind me, never _ever_ again, to use MySQL.
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