How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

Right-e-o Rob...

From today's Free Will Astrology:
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The President of Belarus has issued a
mandate to his country's athletes regarding their performance in the
2004 Summer Olympics. "You should have clear-cut plans for victory,"
Alyaksandr Lukashenka told them. "It is unacceptable for you to win fewer
than 25 medals." That sounds a bit unrealistic to me, so I won't be that
demanding in my decree to you, Taurus. But the astrological omens are on
my side as I command you to pull off a feat that would be your equivalent
of a gold medal between now and March 20. In addition, I order you to
gather a new privilege, new perk, or new title.

I'm already on it. ::jaunty salute/wave::

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