On the downstairs computer, it spits out garbage, as if it were not properly installed and not talking to the web server.
I go upstairs, figuring I'll fix it with Remote Desktop, so I can sit at my computer and be all comfy. For shits though, I attempt to connect to the web-config for CF, and what do you know- it works.
I love this shit. Now, I need to find an ODBC driver for windows to connect to MySQL.