How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy
t3knomanser

Have you...

Have you been injured by a nipple? You might be entitled to this class-action suit.

I have suffered major injury due to this nipple.

I have had to listen to moron after moron being up in arms. And I'm sick of it. CBS, Viacom, MTV are all responsible for me suffering through the idiocy of prudes, and I'm holding them responsible. Get me a lawyer, I'm filing a class action suit against them, and a counter-suit against the plaintiff above for being a fucktard and offending me with stupidity.
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