How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

An out of character moment... cause I felt like it...

If I were a stone, I would be...cimmaron (Mercury ore)
If I were a tree, I would be a... Binary Search Tree
If I were a bird, I would be a... Crow
If I were an insect, I would be a...Stick Bug
If I were a machine, I would be a...Tesla Coil
If I were a tool, I would be a... Rock
If I were a fruit, I would be ... Gay John
If I were a flower, I would be a... Cherry Blossom
If I were a kind of weather, I would be... A Trimount Thunderstorm (You can watch the storm, yet stay perfectly dry as it passes around you.)
If I were a non-mythical creature, I would be a... Grey Alien (they're real dammit!)
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a... tuned wine glasses
If I were a kind of profession, I would be... a toy designer
If I were an animal, I would be a... puma
If I were anything in the world, I would be... random
If I were a color, I would be... hunter green
If I were a fragrance, I would be... ozone
If I were an emotion, I would be... creativity
If I were a state or feeling, I would be... lost
If I were a vegetable, I would be... romaine lettuce
If I were a sound, I would be... electrical discharge
If I were an Element, I would be... Nuclear (chaos magicians have formulated a summoning of the Nuclear Elemental, so deal!)

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