How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

Friday Night Zombies...

We had a Zombie double feature tonight. And now, I must share with you an account of the acute suffering that this was.

First, we led off with Stacey, a Japanese zombie flick. Let me put it this way: Schoolgirl Zombies just want to be loved. And have Zombie babies that are the next step in human evolution. Oops... I spoiled the ending, but trust me, it won't matter. Only survivable via MSTying it.

This is to be counteracted by Troma's Redneck Zombies. The title and the distributor say it all. I mean, it's a Troma... how could it be bad. These are the people who brought us Sgt. Kabukiman, NYPD and Surf Nazi's Must Die and of course, everyone's favorite, The Toxic Avenger.

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