How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

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...still not free of the fucktards. Oh yeah... this is a winner. This woman just loves Chanel products. So, she names her daughter Chanel, and gets a tattoo of the Chanel logo on her neck, and her husband gets one on his chest, in honor of their daughter. "And I'll be she'll want one when she turns 18." Yeah, it's going to be a tossup between a tattoo to match my fucktarded parents, or a lawsuit for the childhood of fuckedupness that I had to suffer through.

Hi, these are my kids, Hummer, Gucci and Johnson+Mills.

Now, once I get over my horror, I can recover to make some more well thought out commentary. Wait, no I can't. Let me kill someone, please.

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