How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy
t3knomanser

A conversation...

US: Orange alert! Orange alert! Raise shields! Charge the phaserbanks! Cancel all French flights!
French: Que?
US: Terrorists are going to be using French flights! Here's a list. Watch this Tunisian guy, he's crafty.
French: Hmmm... let me check. [investigates] Hrm... non. We have checked. There are no terrorists on any of these flights. That are cancelled.
US: What about that Tunisian guy? He's crafty. Got a pilots license.
French: Um... yes, well, you see, he es still in Tunisia. Has no plans to leave.
US: Told you he was crafty!

Oops, we did it again, another false alarm, or so it looks.
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