Hrm, yes, you want to make an afternoon snack out of me, starting with my penis? Just make sure I get some. I've never eaten myself before.
There's a Darwin award for ya.
Recently, I've been at the center of a trend. That trend is complete strangers asking me "Are you ____?" A quick summary. For example: Are you…
-10,000 years, at minimum. Tomorrow is always better than today, especially when you can't fact-check.
When I was working at Tri-Mount, we had these camp trucks. They were army surplus, and while they could take a beating, they only sort of worked. And…