I'm scared... fucking scared. Hold me.
I kinda want to buy one and make the bull-dyke Ann Coulter. Then maybe I'll mail her a nice big vibrating dildo, lube, and rechargable batteries, 'cause lord knows she needs it.
Below are only a few of the 14 different phrases that the Ann Coulter Action figure says when you press her button(emphasis added). I just had to point that out. That and the "Liberal Establishment", if ever there was an oxymoron... don't get me wrong, I hate liberals as much as I hate conservatives, which is to say, they annoy me, and should all shut up and appoint me supreme enlightened potentate, but I digress.
I'll end this with another quote...
Just like Ann, if you press the right button it will tell you exactly what it thinks, and it has plenty to say.
::snicker snort::