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When barbie goes to hell...

How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

run the fuck away

Mad science gone horribly, horribly wrong(or right).

When barbie goes to hell...

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run the fuck away
...she comes back as Ann Coulter.

I'm scared... fucking scared. Hold me.

I kinda want to buy one and make the bull-dyke Ann Coulter. Then maybe I'll mail her a nice big vibrating dildo, lube, and rechargable batteries, 'cause lord knows she needs it.

Below are only a few of the 14 different phrases that the Ann Coulter Action figure says when you press her button
(emphasis added). I just had to point that out. That and the "Liberal Establishment", if ever there was an oxymoron... don't get me wrong, I hate liberals as much as I hate conservatives, which is to say, they annoy me, and should all shut up and appoint me supreme enlightened potentate, but I digress.

I'll end this with another quote...
Just like Ann, if you press the right button it will tell you exactly what it thinks, and it has plenty to say.

::snicker snort::
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