How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy
t3knomanser
I have just solved any faster than light dillemas.

Why, you can have something traveling faster than the speed of light relative to a stationary point in the universe- you just have to put it in a bubble of accelerated time! It's moving at a different time scale then the rest of the universe, therefore, it's not FTL relative to it's own frame of reference!
Whheee!
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