Oh, and please have your visa and your fingerprints ready before entering the country. This is our friendly reminder to you that if you are a sneaky shifty eyed foreigner, or a member of a bad eighties band, you are not guranteed the same protections as our citizens. Big brother might not be able to watch or citizens, but you are a prime target.
It's not all bad news thought, An Israeli company is marketting the first optical processor. That's trey schway.
Meanwhile, if you get these jokes you're a really bad geek. Not that that's a problem mind you. I was particularlly amused by numbers 9 and 4.
Here's one for you: a burglar finds some photos in his "victim's" house... including nude photos of the burglar's four year old sister.
In other news? Alcoholic popcorn for movie theaters,
