How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy
t3knomanser

Arrrr...

Arrrg lasses and laddies, ye know what t'day be, dontcha?

In honor o' talk like a pirate day, let's recite our alphabet me boyos:

A - a beer!
B - is for beer!
C - The thing we sail on
D - Der Beer, German, for beer
E - 'e needs a beer!
F - ef I only 'ad a beer!
G - Gee, I wish I had a beer.
H - H(each) and every one of us needs a beer.
I - I need a beer!
J - The guy who sells my beer!
K - His lovely wife.
L - A place where priates get sent when they hang 'em
M - 'im and 'im need beers!
N - n-yone have a beer?
O - Oh I wish I had a beer.
P - Self explanatory.
Q - A French word.
R - Arrrrrrrr... a pirate's favorite word!
S - What you fall on after having too many beers.
T - Why we beat the English.
U - You need a beer!
V - Ve all need beers!
W - You and you need a beer!
X - Jay's first wife.
Y - You'd have to ask Jay.
Z - Zer beer! French, for beer.
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