How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy


Arrrg lasses and laddies, ye know what t'day be, dontcha?

In honor o' talk like a pirate day, let's recite our alphabet me boyos:

A - a beer!
B - is for beer!
C - The thing we sail on
D - Der Beer, German, for beer
E - 'e needs a beer!
F - ef I only 'ad a beer!
G - Gee, I wish I had a beer.
H - H(each) and every one of us needs a beer.
I - I need a beer!
J - The guy who sells my beer!
K - His lovely wife.
L - A place where priates get sent when they hang 'em
M - 'im and 'im need beers!
N - n-yone have a beer?
O - Oh I wish I had a beer.
P - Self explanatory.
Q - A French word.
R - Arrrrrrrr... a pirate's favorite word!
S - What you fall on after having too many beers.
T - Why we beat the English.
U - You need a beer!
V - Ve all need beers!
W - You and you need a beer!
X - Jay's first wife.
Y - You'd have to ask Jay.
Z - Zer beer! French, for beer.

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