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Goddammit, I am not male! I am Remy. That involves a distinct biological makeup, but I am not a male. Nor am I claiming femaledom, or anything else. I'm a unique synthesis of traits that essentially makes me something completely different.
::claws at walls in frustration:: I think part of this is getting pissy over java... it's going to be a total bitch to me. Also, judging from the symptoms, I think I'm hitting that menstrual period. Yes, men menstruate, albiet minus the whole blood thing. Deal with it.