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A purity test style survey... (edited- had a typo)

1. Had sex in three or more positions in one session?
Yes

2. Had sex continuously for 1 hour or more?
Yes

3. Devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc.)?
Yes

4. Been so loud having sex that people complained?
Note under the door: "Next time, turn on the radio."

5. Had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
Yes

6. Brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands?
Yes

7. Had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)?
Yes

8. Had sex while both standing up?
Yes

9. Performed oral sex on a man (fellatio)?
Yes

10. Performed oral sex on a woman (cunnilingus)?
Yes

11. Received oral sex from a man?
Yes

12. Received oral sex from a woman?
Yes

13. Used position number 69?
Yes

14. Intentionally swallowed semen (your own counts)?
Yes, always.

15. Had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control?
Does prayer count as a method of birth control?

16. Had sex during menstruation?
Why not?

17. Used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc... for sexual purposes?
Yes

18. Used ice for sexual purposes?
Yes

19. Completely shaved off your pubic hair?
Nope.

20. Purchased a sex toy?
A? A sex toy? Yeah, a few times in the store I bought only one.

21. Inserted your finger into someone's anus, or had this done to you.
Yes

22. Licked someone's anus?
Yes

23. Performed anal intercourse on someone (on the giving end, toys count)?
Yes

24. Received anal intercourse (receiving end, toys count)?
yes

25. Used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you?
Yes

26. Been involved in use of a cock-ring?
Yep

27. Been involved in use of a strap-on?
Yay strap-ons

28. Participated in fist-fucking?
Pass the lube?

29. Contracted a venereal disease or STD?
No.

30. Given a sympathy fuck?
Yes

31. Forced or coerced someone into having sex with you?
No.

32. Had sex with a virgin?
Yes.

33. Paid for sex with a prostitute?
no

34. Been involved in adultery?
Yes.

35. Had sex with your boss or teacher?
Ewww! Orange!

36. Had sex with someone the same day you met them?
Yes.

37. Had sex with someone whose name you did not know?
What if you only knew their first name?

38. Been openly homosexual or bisexual?
No. Metasexuality for me.

39. Had more than 10 sex partners?
No.

40. Been in a threesome?
Yes

41. Engaged in group sex (more than three people)?
Yes

42. Had sex in a public place?
Yes

43. Had sex in a car (moving or stationary)?
yes

44. Become a member of the mile high club?
No.

45. Had sex in the water (hot tub, shower, pool, etc)?
Yes

46. Been walked in on while having sex?
Yes.

47. Had sex while you knew someone else was watching?
No.

48. Engaged in bondage?
Yep.

49. Engaged in "golden showers" (urinating)?
On occasion.

50. Have body piercing to enhance sexual pleasure?
Nope.
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