I'm getting a copy of the .Net studio from work: rawk.
"Hey, you know that VB Database class you were teaching next week?"
"No. I was teaching that?"
"Oh... well, you were scheduled for it; it's been cancelled."
"Hey, you've been studying C#?"
"No... should I have been?"
"You're doing a seminar next week or the week after, C++ to C#."
"That'd be a good reason for me to start working with .Net."
"Hey, you know that Oracle Backup and Recovery class you were going to teach?"
"Oh, well, it's been cancelled."
Yes, my workplace is a paragon of organization!