September 11th, 2005

johnny cash

More Politics

As of late, I've been hung up on politics. You'll have to bear with me. Eventually, something will either change (ha! ha! I made a funny) or I'll just resign myself to the fate of a rotten, collapsing government. Either way, I've been thinking about what makes a great politician.

Looking through American history, I can't help but pronounce individuals like Reagan, FDR, Kennedy, Lincoln and several others great politicians.

Why? They're all dead.

Oh, I'm sorry, was that in poor taste? Get over it. And if I suddenly vanish, check with the Secret Service. I'll try and post my mailing address in Gitmo before I vanish forever.