Laides and Gentlemen, today is election day and I will be accepting bets. While the polls make it look like a dead heat, I'm going to go out on a limb and give this one to Kerry at 3:1 odds. That's right folks, a win for Bush triples your money.
Betting is open to people I actually believe will pay up.
Since right now, this bookie only has $5 on Kerry at 3:1 odds, I'm going to sweeten the deal.
Taufell's $5 still rides at 3:1, but I'm going to open up new bets, trying to get some more action- I'll offer new bets at 4:1 odds (Kerry) until 5:00pm. I'll post new odds at around 5:30.
Oh look, it's 11:30 and I'm going to bed, and the score stands at 199/200 in favor of Bush.
And in three weeks we'll have a new President. Or a massive revolution. Sweet.