April 9th, 2003

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Cundiff agreed that illegal downloading of music could be a "gateway" activity to workplace software piracy, though the idea of one leading to the other is relatively new. "We've not done that analysis, and I don't know of anyone who has done that analysis," he said.

Ganked from Wired

Yes, downloading music is a gateway to workplace piracy- and pot smoking.
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Fred Rogers flipped off god.

Sometimes, I want to be a bigot. And I want to run around, yelling at people, and protesting them, and warning them that if they don't remove the stick from their asses and put their nose in their own business, they're going to hell.

Hear that! Be anarchsitic and individualist or your going to hell! HA! The recent tragedies that have befallen our nation have come about due to our commercialism, twisted spirituality, duplicity, and warmongering! The only way to put an end to these tragedies is to follow gods' will and be anarchsists and get the fuck along.

Jesus was an Anarchist.
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Remy News Channel (RNC)

In other news, a protest of the Flag-defender Union of Conservation Committee (FUCC)in front of city hall ended in violence, as free speech advocates advanced on their position. Fourteen were arrested. The FUCC was staging a peaceful protest, objecting to the laws that allow desecration of the flag. "There's free speech," said one protester, "but it has to have limits. That's why we are out here, we object to the descration of the flag so strongly that we're out here burning them, to show people that you can't disrespect the flag." A spokesperson for American Speech Society (ASS), the organization responsible for the counter protest, had this to say: "We couldn't allow the flag burning in this cause to continue. To say that you can't desecrate the flag in protest is violating what that flag stands for; you destroy the meaning of the symbol."

Inspired when I saw a "Honor the Flag" bumper sticker. I mean, seriously, the purpose of the flag is to represent for us the rights that are guaranteed us. To say that the symbol cannot be used in the excersise of those rights is ludicrous. It's just dumb.

On another note, I've got a thought. You can't not live in an anarchy. The fact of the matter is, despite the social institutions that have been put in place, they only have what control you surrender to them. The idea that a nation exists is a myth. Nations are myths, archetypal figures, gods even, with high priests (Presidents) and clergy (senators and representatives). They can only be pleased with sacrifice (money), and certain behaviors (law-abiding). Often, a fitting sacrifice can remove some of the stain of sinning against the nation, and in fact, the clergy will often turn a blind eye if enough of a sacrifice is provided.

Anarchists are just national athiests. We don't buy the myth of the State.
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Peace with a Stick

This is my stick | (oooh... one character ASCII art... bow to me!). I will take my stick (|) and use this stick to promote good behavior. You see, there is a lump of shit on the end of my stick.

Now, I know what you are saying, "What good is a lump of shit on a stick going to do?" And it's a good question, to which I have a good answer. You see, we can't have everyone running around with shit on a stick. That'd be bad. I mean, think of the smell, right? And what happens if two people get angry at each other, and start hitting, and beating, and making with the violence all using this shit covered stick. The mess!

Okay, so now, here's the plan. If I see anyone else running around with shit on a stick, I am going to beat them with my shit on the stick. I've got a few friends with shit on a stick, and they're cool. And man, we've had training, we know how to use this shit on a stick. Bam diggity bam.

Okay, but like, since everyone knows that we're on the lookout for shit on a stick, peoples going to be concealing their shit on a stick. You know? Like, hiding it in their pants, or their backpacks, or even experimenting with rubber sticks called "dildos" and putting them in the source of all shit, the "asshole". Now, we can't let this happen. So if someone even looks like they're hiding shit on a stick or like a dildo up the ass, we've got to beat them with our shit on the stick.

And you see that dude with a carrot? Ignore him.

Why did I hear Strongbad saying that? It certainly came out in a Strongbad voice. I can see him doing that too, that's the silly part. Maybe I should email it to him. And don't give me none of that crap about Strongbad being fictional. Anyone who types wearing boxing gloves has got to be real.