President Bush announces Victory on the War on Dishes.
In a Press Conference today, President Bush announced that our troops could return home from the kitchen fields of Apartmentstan- the dishes had been routed, and their leader, the evil Osittin Benn-Hardened had been scraped off the face of the platter.
Yes, this day Dawn(tm)s with Apartmentstan in Joy- the dishes have been vanquished. President Bush thanks the American people for their support and elbow grease in this time of crisis, and asks that we take a moment to remember all the sponges that are not coming back from this battle. Yes, unfortunately, 8 sponges and 3 special forces scrubbies were lost in this operation, but they will be remembered as American Heroes.
President Bush closed his press conference saying, "We won this battle because of American Ingenuity, American Pride, Courage, and Toughness. We won this battle because God is on the side of the Americans."
This unfortunately is wishful thinking. There's at least another load of dishes to go. BAH!