How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy (t3knomanser) wrote,
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy
t3knomanser

Tragically...

Dave Thomas is dead. Yes, Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's, turned into a random, nameless pile of organic molocules known as a corpse at the ripe young age of sixty nine.

Man, I don't know if the spicy chicken sandwich will ever taste the same without Dave Thomas selling it to me in ads. Wait! If we can bring Bruce Lee back to do a new movie with computer graphics, we can bring Dave Thomas back! I can see it now... the code gets confused, and Dave Thomas does a backflip kick and sends an unnamed, red haired clown with a big "M" in one hand flying out of the window, ending up with the classic Bruce Lee "I just floored you" pose.

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