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Ireland, your toy privileges have been revoked

How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

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Mad science gone horribly, horribly wrong(or right).

Ireland, your toy privileges have been revoked

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run the fuck away

Ireland, you are not allowed to have toy dolls anymore if this is what you plan to do with them. And just in case you might think this isn't a real product, here's the actual store listing.
  • Brain. Broken. So Much Wrong.

    No, for that you need a little sibling/baby neighbor/babysitting victim.

    If growth hormones don't fail him, that baby's future significant other is a going to be a very lucky person.
  • Is this the kind of thing I should expect when I go there next month? Or better yet, do you want me to bring one back? :D I can just imagine a very strange terrorist filling it was something bad. OMG, that baby's pissing acid! Just imagine those commercials.

    Oh hey, you guys are ok, BTW, after that toxic cloud was released around Pittsburgh?
    • Heh. That was about as close to us as Albany is to Kingston. It was quite a ways away. You know how it is- when people run news stories about East Bumfuck, they need to put it relative to the nearest recognizable city. Thanks for asking though!
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